Address: 459/62-64 Charoen
Muang Rd, Amphur Muang, Chiang Mai
How to Get There: North along Charoen Muang Road (the "other" end of Thapae) cross the Mae Nam Ping River at the Nawarat Bridge. Not far past the 3rd set of traffic lights you'll see a Shell Gasoline Station on right hand side. Almost opposite (50 metres further down) on the left side is a prominent sign post at the entrance to Soi Kalyokorn - 250 metres down the soi is Pandora Massage - OT is on the left, near Pandoras - across an open lot in old ex-hotel building.
Phone:
Hours:
1200 - 2400
Costs: 600 baht
for a 2 hour oil massage. The obligatory HJ is offered at 500 baht (verified
Aug 2007)
Notes: OT
Massage Chiang Mai is a oily sensual massage place with a nice selection of young ladies with talented hands, and
rather skilled at providing a flirtatious oil rub down, and the
possibility of "hand relief" service. Apparently, "Full Service" is not provided
on the premises... penalty is dismissal - so don't ask, ok!
(Ask for her phone number though, that might work out ok if you are
around for few days!)
On entry at the ground (1st) floor, you should see a
Massage sign with an arrow pointing up the stairs to the right...
The OT Massage fishbowl is directly in front of you as you arrive on
the 2nd floor. There is seating available close to the fishbowl,
ladies are all numbered...
The place is old and run-down, dilapidated even.
However... service was good, staff were polite and attentive,
although English-challenged. Towels were a little thin... but the
attitude of the girls makes up for the shortcomings, and if you
approach it as an adventure, and anticipate having fun then you
should not be disappointed.
It looks to me like it might be quite a good place
to pick up a nice girl - one who is not getting banged umpteen times
a day, but who is not going to be overly sensitive and shy...
J Use the massage time to get to know
her, and then consider if you'd like to see her outside.
Modus Operandi:
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Choose a cute lady, get whisked upstairs to the
3rd floor to pay
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Get escorted to the room, and eventually the
chosen Chiang Mai massage girl appears
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Take a shower (alone) re-appear in your towel
and stretch out on the massage bed
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Receive your Thai traditional or oil massage
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Towards the end of the allotted time period, the
masseuse will ask if you'd like "Hand Job, 500 baht, ok?"
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Nod enthusiastically! (Don't leap up and grab
for your wallet - you pay afterwards!)
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The anointment with oil, and application of
skilled hands, will soon have your eyes rolling back into your
skull - my advice is to shut them!
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When she exclaims "Oh!!! Yogurt!!!" - you will
know that it's nearly time to shower and go home!
J
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If you were impressed that SHE did it better
than you ever did / could - don't forget to ask for her phone
number!


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